Guest Week: Bill Amend (FoxTrot)
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[[Jason from FoxTrot is sitting at an artist's desk with a pencil, holding a phone.]]
Jason: Hi, Mr. Munroe? I have a great idea! Let me draw some strips for you!
Mr. Munroe, through the telephone: Fat chance, kid.
Jason: Sudo let me draw some strips for you.
((There follow three strips. These will be separated by double new lines.))
[[A man and woman are looking at each other.]]
Man: I find you more attractive than usual.
Woman: You do? Is it my new haircut?
Man: Actually, I think it's all the weight you've been putting on. Your gravitational pull is pretty severe.
[[The man is now alone in the panel.]]
Man: Just sayin!
[[Two people are in a living room. The woman is looking through a chest of drawers.]]
At home with the Heisenbergs.
Mrs. Heisenberg: I can't find my car keys.
Mr. Heisenberg: You probably know too much about their momentum.
[[A man is standing on a stage, holding up a hammer. A crowd is in front of the stage.]]
Why mathematicians should run for Congress
Man: All those in favor of the bill say "aye."
Audience member #1: Aye.
Audience member #2: Aye.
Audience member #3: {{Square root symbol}} -1.
{{Title text: Guest comic by Bill Amend of FoxTrot, an inspiration to all us nerdy-physics-majors-turned-cartoonists, of which there are an oddly large number.}}