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[[A woman is giving birth. A doctor stands near the end of the table.]]
Doctor: Okay, the head is starting to crown.
Doctor: Push!
Doctor: Wait, that's... that's a tube.
Doctor: It looks like the barrel of a...
<<CLICK>>
[[A voice, that of the baby, comes from the woman's vagina.]]
Baby: Nobody move--this is a stick-up!
Doctor: Oh, God! Stop pushing, Megan!
Doctor: Can you... pull?
{{Title text: All those GTA marathons during the pregnancy were a bad idea.}}
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