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[[Man in a hallway looking in on a board meeting.]]
I'd tap that ass
To be the new committee chair.
[[Man wearing headphones with a briefcase and a laptop. Another man on a telephone.]]
I'd tap that ass
Without a warrant.
[[Man with his hand on his chin, looking at a tree.]]
I'd tap that ass
And extract delicious maple syrup.
[[Man standing in a blank frame.]]
I'd have sex
With that tree.
{{Alt text: Hey, when you're done draining the syrup, just leave the hole, okay?}}
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