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Horoscopes with an actual basis in fact.
Aries: You may have been conceived after a 4th of July Fireworks show
Taurus: You may have been concieved on a hot August day
Gemini: You may have been concieved as the leaves began to chance
Cancer: You may have been concieved by people trying on costumes
Leo: You may have been concieved during thanksgiving
Virgo: You may have been concieved while a christmas song played
Libra: You may have been concieved after a new year's eve party
Scorpio: You may have been concieved by people stuck inside after a long winter
Sagittarius: You may have been concieved during march madness
Capricorn: You may have been concieved during a sexy easter egg hunt
Aquarius: You may have been concieved on mother's day
Pisces:: You may have been concieved at someone's wedding
{{Title text: If you live in the Northern hemisphere, anyway. In the southern hemisphere, due to the coriolis effect, babies are born nine months BEFORE they're conceived.}}
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