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[[A wannabe Mary Poppins heads to a fountain with three massive water jets while holding an umbrella]]
[[Person splashes through the pond]]
[[Person gets to one of the jets]]
[[Person opens up the umbrella]]
[[Person swings umbrella into water jet stream]]
Person: WHEEEEEEE!
{{Title text: Implausible, did you say? Sorry, couldn't quite hear you from all the way up heeeeeeeeere!}}
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