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[[A person in a beret stands on a shoreline and takes the environment in in silent contemplation]]
[[The person heads off with an idea fresh in their head]]
[[The person saunters back with a jar, some bread, and a signboard]]
[[The person tears the bread off into pieces]]
[[The person sets up the signboard, with its contents yet to be revealed]]
[[The person heads off and waits for the plan to unfold]]
[[The same beach, this time with a couple walking past. One person scratches their head with a "Whuh?" thought. The bread has attracted quite a few birds. The jar has a "$" on it. The sign says: "Gulls for sale"]]
{{Title text: The investor elevator pitch is "Wheeeeeeee! Elevators are fun!"}}
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