{"month": "9", "num": 3294, "link": "", "year": "2026", "news": "", "safe_title": "Asteroid Mission", "transcript": "", "alt": "Lander, this is Houston. There's been a request that you turn clipping back on and instead set the mass to 1kg. The theorists believe that will be pretty funny.", "img": "https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/asteroid_mission.png", "title": "Asteroid Mission", "day": "4"}