Well ‘thanks’ for the ‘simplified’ statement, I guess?
Tag: funny
A Little Bit Straighter
The clasp on my ‘bi pride’ watch strap is failing because, in an ironic twist, part of it needs to be made a little bit more straight.
Fishsmith
I’m a little fishsmith,
Short and stout.
Here’s my anvil,
Here’s my trout.
Normal F***ing Sunglasses
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These “smart” glasses come with zero AI and zero cameras. Designed to block the sun, not send data to the cloud.
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Excellent work, DDG. The real magic isn’t on the linked page, though, but on their socials, where they posted this amazing video:
Shipslasher
I want to write a successful YA fiction where all the characters are boats. Just ‘cos I want to see people ‘shipping ships.
Also, one of my characters will be called Slash.
Chuck Wagon
Apparently, zero of the imagineers building this Disneyland Paris cafe conceived that “Chuck Wagon” sounds like what a cowboy would call a wheeled vomit trough. 😂
Ramming speed!
Trouble brewing at the village carnival’s decorated-bike competition as, for perhaps the first time in history, a viking longship rams and boards an X-wing of the Rebel Alliance.
Lorem Ipsum Thank You For Your Enquiry
Always reassuring when you fill in a company’s contact form and the next page is placeholder text…
Bus LAN
Star network topologies are more common, but you can still occasionally find these…
Theatreland Double Takes
Hanging out in London’s theatreland, attracting double-takes (and a handful of thumbs-ups!) for my t-shirt…
Yodawg
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm.”
Optional AUP
Got to say, it’s very sporting of AWS to make compliance with their terms of service and acceptable use policy optional.
Cadbury Giant Butt
Even this self-checkout thinks I’m eating too much chocolate.
Spoon bucket
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I got a spoon bucket for my birthday! 🥄
Wait, this is a real thing?
New life goal unlocked!
Evaluation: wild success, a very pleasing range of spoons (and two tiny forks)
The same guy behind these also does buckets of forks. And vlogs about silverware in general.
Everything about that is excellent.
Oh, and happy birthday Jamie, I guess!
Watch it twice
Something’s gone wrong on the Jellyfin server I use to manage my household’s film library, resulting in some unexpectedly-funny repetition…